the Lukes

the Lukes : Hanging out with your online boys. Relationships form over the years and you just need a name sometimes.

Her: where the hell did you hear that?
Yourself: the Lukes,

What were you up to last night dude?
Ohh I was just hanging out with the Lukes

by Alasliasolonik October 7, 2010

Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.

Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student

by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021

Daisy Lukes

The male version of Daisy Dukes.

That dudes Daisy Lukes are so tight, his nut might pop out the bottom.

by Rick Templeton June 25, 2023

I likes 'em Thick

Phrase coined and made popular by fitness guru and power speaker N Nick during the early 21st Century as a positive and encouraging declaration in regards to celebrating the succulent and desirable body type of the thick , bodacious female.

Self-conscious about her body, but grateful for his kind gesture, Betsy told Brandon, "Thank you for the ride home". Smirking as he unzipped his pants Brandon replied, "You could have used the walk, but I could use the blow job". Betsy, began to speak again but Brandon cut her off quickly and snapped, "Fine, whatever, bitch, I likes 'em Thick".

by Nikki Stixx July 20, 2020

Luke Cutforth

a sex god on youtube that thinks he isn't sexy but he really is

hey have you seen Luke Cutforth's new video
Luke cutforth ginger eye brows!

by 3698921 December 11, 2012

luke mullen

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek

luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?

by bambikippen March 3, 2019

The Classic Luke Holland

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.

Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

by Wolverine at the rock September 10, 2014