This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
Get the So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love mug.Refers to the post-coital act of aggressive affection wherein a man finishes in his partner’s mouth and follows his release with a punishing blow to the semen recipient’s tummy forcing he or she to emit the pearl jam onto his chest/collarbone region. The freshly glazed man then has the option to permit his partner to retrieve the load in a fitting way. Furthermore, the shooter can then ask for or take back his splooge making the whole debacle an elaborate method of felching.
I was initially leary at the prospect of a Pennsylvania Love Tap from my boo, but I have to admit, I really dug it.
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