A play to run on girls to get the business.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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adjective
1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)
2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
adjective
1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)
2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.
"Babe, I'm so lorny."
"Babe, I'm so lorny."
by lKub December 4, 2013
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Lorenz as an Adjective - To describe something that is perfect, beautiful, handsome, attractive, exquisite, emaculate, lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging
ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning.
Lorenz as a verb - When you are doing something that is graceful, helpful, amazing, surprising, electrifying, incredible, phenomenal, extraordinary, magnificent, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, breathtaking, dazzling, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring
Lorenz in other languages
Chinese Anglisaxan - Lörenz
Sinhalese - Gemba
Mexican - Lorenzo
Arabic - Mohammed
Lorenz could also be referring to the famous Lorenz Jimenez. (Follow @lorenzjimenezfanpage on instagram now for more information!)
"Lorenz" can be used almost anywhere in a sentence at any time or space
Lorenz as an Adjective - To describe something that is perfect, beautiful, handsome, attractive, exquisite, emaculate, lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging
ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning.
Lorenz as a verb - When you are doing something that is graceful, helpful, amazing, surprising, electrifying, incredible, phenomenal, extraordinary, magnificent, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, breathtaking, dazzling, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring
Lorenz in other languages
Chinese Anglisaxan - Lörenz
Sinhalese - Gemba
Mexican - Lorenzo
Arabic - Mohammed
Lorenz could also be referring to the famous Lorenz Jimenez. (Follow @lorenzjimenezfanpage on instagram now for more information!)
"Lorenz" can be used almost anywhere in a sentence at any time or space
"There goes Lorenz stealing my girl again!"
"Don't you Lorenz hate it when Lorenz your making Lorenz toast and your dick gets Lorenz stuck in a blender!"
"Look at Beyoncé she's look Lorenz today😍"
"Wow how Lorenz of Lorenz to save that Lorenz man today!"
"Don't you Lorenz hate it when Lorenz your making Lorenz toast and your dick gets Lorenz stuck in a blender!"
"Look at Beyoncé she's look Lorenz today😍"
"Wow how Lorenz of Lorenz to save that Lorenz man today!"
by lebronthemon2k15 June 6, 2015
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And she'll be there for you.
And she'll be there for you.
Loren is awesome!
by Lin Beifong October 28, 2012
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by shroomhouse May 17, 2022
Get the Lorenzo Berkshire mug.She is one of the most beautiful baby's, and when she grows up she is going to be one of the prettiest girls in her grade. She is loving and caring. If your her friend you are the luckiest person in your grade because she is very hard to become friends with. But, she is very very nice and caring. If she snaps on you she must be very mad. If she says something mean to you when she snaps she doesn't mean it at all.
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