Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 4, 2009

Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021

Prison Loofah

A term use to decribe prison shower rape

When the new in-mate dropped the soap in the shower Duane the leader of the chain gang gave him the "prison loofah"

by fatwhiteboy7 October 13, 2012

Cunt Loofah

A
cunt loofah is a guy who is more than that of just a bag of dicks, but a pure asshole.

Boy: you're a dumb ass trick
Trick: shut the hell up cunt loofah

by nothingbuttruth08 August 20, 2008

butt loofah

A cleansing apparatus designed for the anus

"Honey, can you hand me that butt loofah?" - Man in shower who realized he forgot to wipe

by joooooz May 11, 2012

o'loofah

1. The sponge that one uses in an attempt to wash away the stench created by spousal abuse.
2. The attitude of the privileged yet twisted who get pleasure from killing while professing to be pro-life.

1. Bill scrubbed himself so hard with the o'loofah that his bath water turned pink.
2. O'loofah and looking down his nose as he passed the soup kitchen, Bill paced in silence until the church doors opened.

by Souljouner March 28, 2017