Locker Room Guy

The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.

Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."

Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"

by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010

Locker room'd

To be mentioned in a locker room of the opposite sex.

John: Hey what do you guys think about lacey?
Guys: Lacey yeah she's hot, total babe, etc

Lacey has just been locker room'd

by Flibby1094 February 5, 2010

Locker room toss

A game played in a sports locker room in which one male stands directly straight from another naked male who is erected. that male holds a towel and plans to throw the towel on the erected penis. the object of the game is to throw the towel on the erected penis and get it to not hit the ground and balance on the erected penis. the male who gets the towel balanced from the farthest distance away wins.

Johny and Nick were bored one day after football practice Nick asked Johny to play locker room toss. Unfortunately Johny said no.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

Locker room orgy

an orgy in a locker room that cheerleaders throw for football players when they win a ball game.

I'm glad I play football the cheerleaders had a locker room orgy.

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.

Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.

by Goat Salad July 6, 2010

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007