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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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Chirp in your lobes

To speak in somebodies ear.
"Experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobes."
by AlianGirl December 21, 2008
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frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.
"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"
by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006
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Lobession

man i'm a yu-gi-oh faggot who says "lobession"
by Not A Yu-Gi-Oh Faggot July 2, 2004
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LOBsyn

Lack Of Beta Syndrome. This affliction is caused by people who believe they should be in a beta for an up-and-coming product but they were rejected or simply not picked yet. The sufferers often succumb to fits of rage that mainly target people who are already in the beta group. So far there is no prescription on the market for this disease.
"He is so hostile because he has LOBsyn. Give him a break, will you?"
by FilthCrow September 9, 2009
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lobelyyy

Hi lobelyyy
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lobelyyy

Hi lobelyyy
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