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Livingston High School

Probably 40% Jewish, 33% Asian (including Indian and Filipino), 25% other white kids, 2% other(black, Hispanic). Full of rich Jewish kids who don't know the value of money. BMW's and Audi's are popular first cars for seventeen year olds with fresh new licenses, however, most kids drive at age sixteen without licenses, and don't get caught because Livingston police are so naive. Most kids don't have jobs and use their parents money or drug money to buy expensive clothes.

The kids are also very stupid because Livingston has a great drug-education program, but 75% if kids have probably tried or still do drugs, YET THEY KNOW BETTER. They also sell drugs, and their parents don't question where the money comes from, because the parents assume it's from their credit cards.

However, apart from that, Livingston is generally very intelligent. This sector of Livingston High School is mostly made up of Asians and a few smart white kids. Kids mostly place first, rarely second, in math competitions. Most kids go to the IVY league, and top schools, and 3.8 GPAs are looked down upon. If you don't take an honors or AP class, you are stupid.

But in recent years, the town has gone downhill because a lot of ghetto kids have moved to Livingston and are bringing the school down.

Last name of choice is Gold___, Silver___, Rosen___, Cohen, ____witz, and Schneider. Jews are so popular, that Judaism is no longer a religion, it's a nationality. The town is so full of Jews that the only thing kids learn about is the Holocaust, and all other instances of genocide are completely forgotten.
At Livingston High School, (insert girl's name) Cohen loves her Coach purse, Seven jeans, and brand new Audi that she will crash within a month of getting her licsense. Her parents will then buy her a brand new BMW to replace that Audi. On weekends, she drinks and gets high with (insert boy's name) Silverman, and drives home intoxicated, only to be ignored by the police.
by LHSer March 15, 2008
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livingston street

a street in the town of tewksbury massachusetts. where there is a shitty teen center, a shitty skatepark, a shitty farm like thing, and more basket ball and tennis couts a town needs. most of the kids who hang out there are little 13 year olds who think theyre badass. thare are like 12 baseball feilds (all suck) the teen center is run y a horrible horrible fat guy named roy who has nothing better to do than yell at the kids. in the woods, there is a place where all the kids go to smoke whatever they can get theryre hands on, (crack, pot, cigs) there are also like 6 or 7 old abbandoned houses that EVERYONE says that thyre going to break into...but never will. there also a haunted house that is remotely fun , but is only open in october. so its basicly a shitty street for a shitty town
by jason910 June 2, 2008
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Governor Livingston High School

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey...students from Berkeley Heights and Mountainside go there...its athletic teams are amazing.
Governor Livingston dominated New Providence today in the lacrosse game.
by GL yeaaa April 30, 2005
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The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.
Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr
by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009
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Livingston Street

A street in the shitty town of Tewksbury, MA. Basically? Its this wicked long street that is barely paved. If you go there, you will find about 2478864687 little wigger and preppy kids from the ages of 11-13 who think they're badass. Theres a bunch of shitty baseball fields that are always flooded and a Teen Center that smells like old people. Inside the Teen Center theres a bunch of pool tables and moldy couches. Theres a skatepark that sucks, and is always closed due to vandalism. Nobody goes there cause the Wilmington skatepark is better. Theres also a football field, and from there you can see the helicopter landing pad and horse stables owned by the rich guy who owns the Country Club and likes to fly around in his little helicopter. The only interesting thing on Livingston Street is the haunted house which kicks ass, but is only ope for like 3 weekends in October. In the woods is where all the kids go to get high
by kellybowersiscoolerthanyou April 25, 2009
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Livingston Manor

1. A no-name town full of rednecks and junkies that can be found in the middle of nowhere.

2. The true area 51 where anyone can go to hide from the law.
3. The only place that allows homicidal children to attend their school.
1. "After I catch me another 4 pointer in Livingston Manor, i'm gonna go shoot up."
2. "Have you seen my pet yeti, I just had him when i was in Livingston Manor."
3. "She's going to be the youngest sergon out of Livingston Manor because she had the most practice.But we still can find the bodies"
by BlueChaseAwsumSauce November 18, 2011
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Livingston

Livingston kids smoke weed, do horse tranquilizers, cocaine, heroin, shrooms, salvia, and all other drugs possible
by fuckingrad March 22, 2013
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