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pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
by fun-dip May 26, 2019
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LonnieLightning

LonnieLightning the best siege streamer on the platform he enjoys doing handstand push-ups and dancing his heart out but overall he just here for a good time. Visual candy and he's an eat ass go fast kind of guy.
person 1: did you see LonnieLightning's stream today
person 2: yea he got a fat cake
by SamaIam July 3, 2020
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Lionne

The most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Everyone wants to be seen with her. She's also very clumsy. Lionne is very helpful. All the boys line up for her.
Wow look at her she is so sexy! I bet her name is Lionne
by Bambineuker November 23, 2021
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Lonnie

A handsome wonderful man, who may be hard to love at times because he can sure be stubborn but it's all worth it. He will make you laugh when ur down & if ur lucky enough to pin one down he will make ur world a happier & more fun place to be. He's a little moody sometimes & tends to take things the wrong way, u just gotta know how to handle him. As a lover he is the best, and will never leave u disappointed he's just Utterly fantastic ooh la la.
Girls....'what are u doing tonight, you coming out to the bar?

Lonnies girl....'ooh he'll no are u kidding, I'm staying in with my lonnie,why would I want to be anywhere else'!
by Lonnies Gypsy January 6, 2022
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Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.
by Redpee March 10, 2022
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Linnie

A common nickname for Lin. Linnies are incredibly smart people and they like solving problems. They're extroverted and outgoing and can become friends with anyone!
> Who's that chick that just talked to you awhile ago?

>> That's Linnie! This is our first time talking and we just became friends!
by vision catto November 16, 2022
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Lonnied

Code nick-name for being under the influence of Klonopin or Clonazepam.
I got so lonnied last night that I fell off a bridge totaled my car and have no recollection.
by Real Mayo January 30, 2009
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