Maggie Lindemann 

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.

I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.

Maggie Lindemann by Swixxie July 27, 2021

Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris.

"Till Lindemann ist Gott!!"

If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!

Till Lindemann by Fatal1ty 117 May 20, 2009

Lindsbian 

When a girl is straight except for a lesbian love (or lust) for Lindsey

"oh she's so hot"-girl 1
"wait, i thought you weren't a lesbian?"- girl 2
"i'm not a lesbian, i'm a lindsbian"-girl 1

Lindsbian by Linny8675309 April 22, 2010

Lindsanity 

Term coined by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, refering to epic failure Lindsay Lohan.

Similar to Perez Hilton's La Loca LOLhan

So the LAPD rushed over to Lindsanity LOLhan's Hollywood home Tuesday afternoon after being notified of a break-in at the wacktress' humble abode. The alarm went off.

Police officers found all sorts of evidence of a "potential break-in and ransacking" until the cops realized La Loca Lohan's home has always been a pigsty!

Lindsanity by SouthernKaytee May 27, 2009

Maggie Lindemann 

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.

why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.

Maggie Lindemann by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021

Jordan Lindemann 

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.

" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'

Jordan Lindemann by truefriend69 August 20, 2010

Lindsanity 

The nickname for actress and former(?) alcoholic/drug addict Lindsay Lohan. Originally coined by Perez Hilton, it refers to Ms. Lohan's crazy substance induced actions.

I felt like I was partying with Lindsanity last night, what with all that cocaine and alcohol you were putting into your body!

Lindsanity by vinobuzz July 20, 2010