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The daughter of Satan,

The hellspawn of Evil,

the bringer of Death, Plague and all manners of bad juju.

She is a hot chick who likes to eat hearts and bathe in blood. Her house is the entrance to Hell, each room containing over 1,000 things that could kill you...
Her henchmen are large portly buggers who carry axes and wear pig heads as masks.

She has a body to die for, and chances are you will. She can shoot lazer beams outta her eyes and anything she touches turns to ash.
Also has the ability to control spiders...her 'final form' resembles a large mutant spider cross with something from a clive barker movie.

She is a known witch, turning people inside out and stuff. Her broomstick is a human spine, skull and the pelvic bone.
He 'wand' is a massive guitar looking thing that shoot a number of projectiles including 'zombies'.

Any man or woman who comes in contact with her, falls under her spell...
They bend to her will, and bow the the ways of her music.

Nicknames include: Darksoul The Heartless, She Who Must Not Be Named, She-Devil of Darkness and Gothica

She is set to bring about the apocalypse, and nothing on earth can stop her...Not even Chuck Norris!
Guy: Woah look at that hot chick!
Hobo: Nah sonny, thats LINDSIA, shes all kinds of bad news...
*both die*

Guy: Did you hear about Brad? That chick LINDSIA totally killed him...he got ate!
Lindsia by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005
Lindsay is the best girl you could ask for. She is an amazing friend. She has a heart of gold and deserves every positive thing in this entire world. Lindsay is like a four leaf clover hard to find but once you find it you won't ever want to lose it. She has the best skills ever and makes you want to be her. Lindsay is shy but once you get to know her it's like the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is someone who will for sure make it to the olympics. Lindsay is the type of girl who doesn't care what others think about her or what they do to her but as long as she stays positive nobody will have problems. So the next time you see a Lindsay I would try to become best friends with her because she will be one of those best friends that is like a sister. Lindsay is beyond perfection and is literally the BEST thing that will ever happen to you!!!!!!
Lindsay is amazing!!!!!
Lindsay by CZbrotato May 7, 2018
The most amazing, cool, nice person you can ever meet. You can always go to her with your problems and she'll be there to help you out. Everyone loves her.
Look it's Lindsie!
Lindsie by Loveable Directioner February 18, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.
Lindsay Lohan by P DuBB June 30, 2005
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Everything about her is perfect even though she doesn't think it. She has beautiful eyes and a great personality and a amazing person to be around. She will always put him before herself and is always there for him if he ever needs it. She's not your typical girl, she's way better than any other girl out there. She always will be there with you doing what you want even if she doesn't want to be and wants you to be happy. If you have this girl in your life you're lucky and you don't want to lose her.
Guy: Lindsay's the best girlfriend you can get.
Lindsay by Theunknownninja May 27, 2016
An individual descended from the subcontinent that enjoys partying and drinking; a "lit" Indian.
"Akarsh drinks three 40s and goes out every Wednesday; he's such a Lindian."
Lindian by adzaho March 23, 2017