lightninging

The act of lightning

"It started lightninging last night."

"Lightninging is a real word. Shut up Matt."

by CaptainMcNigNog May 18, 2016

lighting guy

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.

Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!

by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

Greek Lightning

Arson. The act of burning down an unprofitable business in order to collect the insurance money.

The Omega Family restaurant was going bankrupt. Luckily it got hit by Greek Lightning, now Gus and Nick live in Florida.

by Yatros Christos May 12, 2011

chasing white lightning

A)Pursuing or searching for something beautiful, worthwhile but knowing full well that it is a futile endeavor.

B)a reckless and carefree attitude toward life, hopefully hopeful i.e. Searching for rainbows even on cloudy days.

A) I worked my tail off trying to get Amy's attention, ah hell , I was just chasing white lightning

by 1113zxe October 14, 2017

Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013

lightning whirler

otherwise known as a Distributor on a car engine, makes the spark go to the sparkolators.

Derek from Vice Grip Garage has alternative names for various tools and parts, and they make more sense than the correct name

i'll need to take the cap off the lightning whirler to clean the points. rats have chewed a few of the lightning hoses also.

by fartiscrubs April 14, 2021

Lightning McQueen

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017