Lighthouse

A dance that looks like a lighthouse.
The lighthouse can only be preformed if:
1 The dancer is taller than the people who surround him/her so everyone can see the dance from far away.
2 The head is turned from one side to the other repeatedly.

Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse!

by TheKrueger January 25, 2010

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

Lighthousing

As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.

She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.

by Fàilte March 22, 2017

Lighthouse Pussy

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.

Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Lighthouse

It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.

Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.

by LighthouseRaven October 12, 2022

lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

by Dahveed October 10, 2005

fix my lighthouse

Common term for FML. Fix My Lighthouse was mostly used In 2013, by Razzy and Via, the word spread on the internet and suddenly it was known to everyone on the interwebz, (mostly Steam)

"FML"
"What, do you want me to fix your lighthouse? I don't have enough knowledge for that, sorry"
"No stupid, I meant fuck my life"
"Oh, I thought you meant to say fix my lighthouse"

by MrRazz November 21, 2013