Licking Hoff

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."

It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?

by Procrastinating Philosopher July 6, 2011

Licking Kink

A person who gets turned on by getting licked.

You know David, once Madison (the horse girl) licked Sakura and they started moaning in class. Be careful if your tongue accidentally makes contact with Sakura for they have a licking kink.

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

Licking out

When a man performs oral sex on a woman

Freddy likes licking out Jenny

by djtatt May 29, 2008

licking the rock

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

by DJ_HDizzle May 4, 2015

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Licking Railings

Giving head.

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

by JimBill April 25, 2006