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Ladoga

A dead little town in Indiana. Montgomery county, to be exact.

A few gems have been found there, but other than those few people, everyone is a piece of worthless crap. Full of old people, Bible-thumpers, and drunks.

Ladoga has absolutely nothing to offer people except for a grocery store where everything is twice its retail price.
Kids and teens are usually so bored, that they have to result to drugs and alcohol to have fun.
Devon: How's Ladoga?
Me: Still shitty.

Me: Have you been to Ladoga lately?
Devon: No.
Me: Why?
Devon: Because it sucks and there is nothing to do.
by sht.dont.stnk March 26, 2011
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Landogger

This neo-nazi bitch who simply LOVES Doboz and wants to invade everything besides Romania because nobody wants to go to Romania
Man 1: Bro that girl is such a Landogger
Man 2: I know, right? I hope she isn't very radical about her neo-nazism
Landogger: Hey guys let's invade Poland and Hungary, my crush Doboz lives there OwO
by PCgary August 8, 2023
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landog09

the one and only god in this world, egyptian for: "one above all"

he can break the universe with a snap of his hand. he has a large cult of 60million members

he is humble and friendly, godly yet not arrogant, he is an example of what everyone wants.
landog09 is the only true god

fuck i want landog09 to cum in me
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LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.
GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."
by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005
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law dog

a slut who's a lawyer
Look, Gio, here comes my girlfriend, the law dog
by eric b. February 5, 2003
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Lapdog

Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool
'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'
by Hypersonik October 25, 2009
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law dog

by ryan February 5, 2003
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