In-law

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.
Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."
by Wedding Crasher August 4, 2010
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law

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by Walex December 10, 2003
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law

A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.
Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney.
by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009
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the law

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.
by southerngirl February 26, 2004
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laws

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.
by APfromMSP August 10, 2006
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The Law

"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".
by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011
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laws

Officers Of The Law//Police
I dont like tha fuckin laws
by Shay September 5, 2006
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