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lasterday

A word used to describe or simplify saying "the day before yesterday".
Person 1: What did you do yesterday?
Person 2: I just slept all day, I was so worn out from lasterday's party.
by NirocDrof April 9, 2014
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Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
by tonbird February 2, 2010
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lasterday

when you remember doing something in the past but cant remember what day it was
mom: did your water the yard?

boy: yes.
mom:when
boy: uuumm lasterday
by Cerny Safir November 5, 2010
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Lasterday

Another word fo yesterday, the day that happend before today
"Did you see the documentary on the Amish lasterday?"
by Mina Hubble June 28, 2008
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lasterday

i wasn't yesterday but it happened in the past month.
Man I was on the internet and i stumbled across this game, i think it was lasterday.
by Chris Fish March 24, 2008
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Super Laser Piss

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by everywalls December 19, 2021
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Laserbeak

A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.
"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).
by Andy May 1, 2004
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