A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.
Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going onover there.
While receiving felatio, before you orgasm, you grab the head of the person performing said task, turn their head and ejaculate in their ear.
Man 1: I don't think she'll hear you come in with the camera.
Man 2: Really? Why do you think that?
Man 1: Because I usually give her a drippy laredo. I'll make sure to blow it in the ear nearest the door.