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The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.
"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"
laptop by alg April 6, 2005
"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"
Laptop by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017
A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".
When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.
Laptop by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018
A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
laptop by Elow101 April 16, 2019
Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming
Laptop by What thr May 5, 2020