Lankybox 

A YouTube channel that is run by 2 fucking crackheads that produces brain rot for iPad kids. If u watch the one of their videos or shorts for even a second ur brain will rot and u can say bye bye to ur attention span cuz now ur cooked fr.

Person 1: Yo wtf r u watching?
Person 2: I’m watching Lankybox!
Person 1: Ah hell nah!

Lankybox by Jgalaxy December 28, 2024

LankyBox 

those two sloppy cringy YouTubers who used to make peak content but now... THEY MAKE THE ABSOLUTE MOST GARBAGE CONTENT IN MANKIND

I miss old LankyBox.

LankyBox by aviation lover 123 August 26, 2025

LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.

Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.

LankyBox Kitchen by gigachad January 16, 2023

lankybox fan 

a lankybox fan is someone who is liked with an ipad kid (someone who gets an ipad wright when they where born.) They consume only lankybox, skibiti toilet and 1 2 buckle my shoe. They are the worst people to be around

"this kid is lankybox fan. Look at him staring on his ipad watching eposode 292394858 of skibiti toilet"

lankybox fan by a_monke September 2, 2023

LankyBox Kitchen

The best food you’ll ever eat. Made by the one and only… LANKYBOX! 🐱📦 Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:

Pizza
Mac N’ Cheese
Chicken Wings
Salad
Fries
Churros
Brownie Cookies
Soft Drinks
Water
And more coming soon…

Only sells in America right now

Person 1: Did you try the new meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yes! They are my favorite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at

LankyBox Kitchen by Thespeakerofthefacts November 28, 2022

Lankybox kitchen

An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks

DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN

Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY

Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis

Lankybox kitchen by "DEMITRI" December 15, 2023

LankyBox Effect 

An effect that if something popular gets posted to the internet (primarily YouTube), LankyBox will make a shitty reaction video to it and try to flood the fanbase with kids.

"The LankyBox effect ruined my fanbase"

LankyBox Effect by EDPsCupcake69420 August 30, 2025