Adam lambert

An extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. Often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-

Adam lambert is so sexy and bangable, I wish he wasn't gay!

by lambert4life April 13, 2009

Adam Lambert

Adam Mitchel Lambert-
Born Jan. 29, 1982
Singer, actor.
American Idol 2009 runner up.
Famous For:
-Black malepolish
-Tight pants
-Rings and other jewelry and accessories

-Black hair w/ blue streaks
-Amazing vocals and "screams"
-Being homosexual
-Not winning American Idol because that's just retarded.

Synonyms: the best thing ever
Antonyms: Danny Gokey

Adam Lambert is frikken amazing. America has mental problems since they didn't vote him to win.

by pomizzle June 22, 2009

lammer

A Person who knows very little about computers/computing.

It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.

He/She is a lammer because he does not know how to type.

by anonymous254157893 April 11, 2007

Adam Lambert

A badass mother fucker. The ultimate HBIC. One half of the most epic OTP ever, Kradam. Glamazon.

Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.

He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.

Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose

Adam Lambert made Simon Cowell go gay, bench.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

Adam Lambert

The most amazing singer ever to live on the planet. Definitely the best Idol of All Seasons put together.♥

Adam Lambert got a standing O from Simon Cowell! What an amazing singer!

by glambert23 May 30, 2009

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.

by Jexxxica September 4, 2008

Lammersed

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.

I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.

by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010