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lameontologist

(n) lameontologist: (lāmēˌənˈtäləjist)

one who follows formerly mainstream trends that are neither old nor new enough to be bold, daring, or innovative.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from lameo- of a certain french douchebag + Greek onta ‘beings’ (neuter plural of ōn, present participle of einai ‘be’ ) + -logy .
1. "Are you seriously wearing shutter shades in a non-ironic manner? Those are so 2006. Go digging at Nordstrom Rack for more washed-up choices in accessories you fucking lameontologist.
by Some other douchebag December 27, 2010
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Lamest_Ever

A faggot on the internet, has a gas mask fetish and doesn't know how to talk to girls. A real loser
by Lamest_evrr September 19, 2018
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Lamester

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.
Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
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Lamestrosity

Lameness of monstrous proportions.
Yeah, that's bound to be a complete lamestrosity. I would totally kill myself before facing that.
by Flyalien May 7, 2011
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Lamestreamer

What every damn dirty hipster calls people who listen to the bands they like without realizing they fit the type.
Unless you were there when the band formed and jammed for the very first time, you didn't discover them, thus you are a lamestreamer you damn dirty hipster.
by EatMeEatMeRaw August 26, 2013
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lamersteen

The act of being lame and missing out
Quit being such a lamersteen and go out.
by Berlin91 December 28, 2013
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lameosapien

That lameosapien can’t even read!
by WhatAHoot April 22, 2021
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