Lambert 

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

Lambert by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009

Lambert 

The most attractive girl you will ever lay your eyes on.

You think your girl is hot? Wait till you meet Lambert.

Lambert by Gucciflipflopin August 2, 2018

Lambert 

Know as: lover certified boy

Lambert is a Lover certified boy

Lambert by Lambron November 21, 2021

Lambert 

Know as: lover certified boy

Lambert is a lover certified boy

Lambert by Lambron November 21, 2021

Lambert 

He loves to drink whatever he could find to get the most nasty of the crew. Also known for his level of hard sex that is considered as a myth to this day. And finally, some may say that he loves to « drill » whatever he can find when he has the opportunity!

The pronoun « Lambert » can also be perceived as « Sex God »

Lambert by Lambeer November 21, 2021

Lambert 

A very smart and cool guy. Always knows what to do next. Is attentive but creatively driven.

Man, I could really use Lambert to help me decide what to do!

Lambert by ZZHpar22 February 16, 2022

Lambert

A person who has an over-inflated (usually unreasonable) ego that cucks his imaginary wife.

”Oh, Mr. Mangogrove, our Physics teacher? He’s a lambert.”

Lambert by OKHW December 8, 2025