Laken

An uncomfortably tall person who has an obsession with tall anime boys with black hair that sounds like a 64 year old man. VERY athletic and buff. Has won the Olympics like fifteen times. Is a material girl and loves the ima barbie girl song. Has beef with everyone and her sister likes to twerk every now and then. It is bred from a water bottle and has an obsession with chicken. Pronouns are barbie and girl.

Laken's a barbie girl in a barbie world. She is plastic, and very fantastic.

Laken by anonymous August 12, 2022

Laken

A tall manly man who has an obsession with Zhongli apparently. She listens to, IWSS, rich boy, CPR, and every other explicit song for some odd reason. She's an alien basically. An old woman once threatened to kick down the door to her home, but Laken shot her with a rifle. She also helped Morgan bomb a retirement home once. Her diet consist of souls of the living and soda. Awake at night, she's thinking about how it's so unfair that every anime character has perfect hair and she doesn't. She loves being a jerk/troll to random 7 year olds in games that have voice chat. She likes taunting people on the internet a lot because it's funny and kindness isn't a word to be defined in a world like this.

"Laken is Laken oh my god I cant beileeb it"

Laken by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

Laken

A generic term for short, emo girls who have an obsession with gay looking men

Look at that Laken creaming over the gay guy again

Laken by wehttamman December 16, 2008

Laken

Laken is a blonde, blue eyed girl. When she has a crush, he always has a girlfriend! She can be so nice but can be so mean. She never wants to be mean but she doesn't think before she says things. She can often become really told off and gets angry or upset really easily. She has lots of friends but lots of enemies. She loves animals but especially cats!
She loves music at school. Sometimes she has wild thoughts!

I'm not sure I like my girlfriend anymore... I like Laken now!!

Laken by LakenKennedy-Scott❤️ June 8, 2017

laken

tusenlapp

stammer fra altas undergrunn.

jeg fikk 7 laken igjen på skatten

laken by robert June 2, 2004

Laken

Classic everyday whore.

“Damn you see that girl laken over there?”
“Yeah”
“I heard she fucked the whole football team and some of the cheerleaders too”

Laken by Highschool drama April 24, 2020

Laken

A mean preschool teacher who will not let you do anything and will send you to the office to get you in trouble for stealing an animal cracker from you friend at lunch time

Dang that girl is such a laken
My ex is such a laken
My teacher is such a laken

Laken by Stop_licking_me.45 November 14, 2020