No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008

laffy taffy

On YouTube, in the video The Juggernaut, Bitch! It is what the character "Ketchup's" costume is made of.

"Look at me, I'm made out of Laffy Taffy, mutherfucka."

by KGBostonMA January 10, 2008

Laffy Taffy

Looks hard, but is actually soft.

Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.

by CrckrJack22 July 6, 2011

laffy taffy

a bitch's pussy lips when she is wet

lakesha's laffy taffy was so sweet

by shalom mother fucker July 26, 2008

laffy taffy

1) Your Big Toe.
2) The largest and innermost toe of the human foot.
3) The innermost and largest digit of the foot called also great toe.
4) The first largest innermost toe

1) You have one sexy laffy taffy, especially when you paint the nail red.
2) Shake your laffy taffy.

by Diana Picchi July 20, 2008

laffy taffy

A term used for a girls ass that keeps jiggling after she stopps making it clap.

Damn that bitch got some laffy taffy!

by Q Baby January 31, 2008

Laffy Taffy

when a big girl is dancing, and then she stops dancing, but her body is still dancing.

Shake that laffy taffy

by Richard Dibble January 21, 2006