The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.
Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
by -Mike Ryan- December 23, 2007
On YouTube, in the video The Juggernaut, Bitch! It is what the character "Ketchup's" costume is made of.
by KGBostonMA December 29, 2007
Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.
by CrckrJack22 July 04, 2011
by shalom mother fucker December 17, 2005
1) Your Big Toe.
2) The largest and innermost toe of the human foot.
3) The innermost and largest digit of the foot called also great toe.
4) The first largest innermost toe
2) The largest and innermost toe of the human foot.
3) The innermost and largest digit of the foot called also great toe.
4) The first largest innermost toe
1) You have one sexy laffy taffy, especially when you paint the nail red.
2) Shake your laffy taffy.
2) Shake your laffy taffy.
by Diana Picchi November 20, 2005
by Q Baby February 01, 2008
by Richard Dibble January 16, 2006