cat lady

an old lady who lives alone with a bunch of cats and masturbates in the dark.

poor kitty i bet it sucks living with that cat lady

by Rigo Fuentes January 15, 2008

cat lady

A person who is obssesed with cats.

Oh you are a such cat lady

by Frick a creeper November 8, 2019

Crazy Cat Lady

A woman who loves her cats more than people

Usually by the name of Teagan
She's a crazy cat lady

by DancedanceRevolution December 24, 2014

crazy cat lady

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.

Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.

by Shamis February 10, 2005

Crazy Cat Lady

An woman that has an insane almost addictive love for cats.

Kate is turning into a crazy cat lady.

by musicsinger92 February 19, 2012

Crazy Cat Lady

Carole Baskin

Carole fucking Baskin, the crazy cat lady, fed her husband to the tigers.

by ZesPak December 30, 2020

crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash

"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"

by J.Noble July 18, 2006