Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

by rab weisel February 7, 2019

Lara

Lara’s are normally outgoing, weird, and smart. Lara’s don’t talk behind other people’s backs and love making new friends. Lara’s are usually brunettes, with shoulder length hair that’s wavy or curly. Lara’s normally enjoy playing string instruments such as violin or cello. Lara’s also love animals! They may have one or two pets. Lara’s are good friends to have around, and they don’t really care about trendy items.

Person 1: “Hey I never finished my Social Studies homework. Maybe Lara can help me.”
Person 2: “Yes you should. She always gets A’s in all her classes. Everybody copies her.”
Person 1: “I know. Oh look there she is! I should go ask her!”

by Snowy_Bunny March 29, 2019

lara

cute, is a great friend, will always be there for you, and always cares about others whilst looking on the bright side.

Person 1: "Lara is so cool!" Person 2: "I know right, and she's pretty"

by Vin Bartlam January 6, 2018

lara

The name means 'royalty' and the bearer means business. A typical Lara is a good singer and a lover, never failing to detect bull shit, but loyal and honest as the day is long once positive regard has been earned. Not to be confused with 'Laura'.

'Lara gazed pensively at the humming bird feeder.'

by Lara Lake December 19, 2016

Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009

larah

the most generous, loving and gorgeous people you will meet. you would be lucky to have a larah in your life, they are happy to help you out no matter what and are willing to adapt. They are also the most stunning people and usually have beautiful eyes that you could stare at all day. They are also amazing girlfriends. If you have a larah hold on and never let her go, she's a keeper.

there's larah, she looks gorgeous.

by laurabrown April 23, 2017

Lara

Lara is an amazing person! It's always good to compliment a Lara! she sees the greater side in people all the time, and will take a bullet for her close ones. A Lara is always beautiful, and although to start with, may not find a partner, are sure to gain one in the end!

Lara is a wonderful person! I wish I was like her! she's so smart!

by Batglu-Phoenix May 13, 2018