Man: (LYS) Like you said... My brother is coming down for some drinks this weekend, but he has a long drive.
Me: I don't know your brother and I never said that, you did.
Me: I don't know your brother and I never said that, you did.
by TommyTookis May 29, 2017

Love Your-Self!
by princessjjj August 1, 2018

Woman: You are the most handsome man I ever knew.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
Man: ...
Woman: Where were you?
Man: With friends, as usual.
Woman: You are lying.
by suildur September 29, 2010

by KnittersFancy November 21, 2007

Teen Wolf
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
Sheriff Stilinski: "So you lied to me?"
Stiles Stilinski : "That depends on how you define lying."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Reclining your body in a horizontal position."
by LiteralHumanTrash August 12, 2016

by Long_Shlong June 18, 2016

by Hersh & Jami March 2, 2005
