Limpdickery

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.

Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"

by KwameKazi September 18, 2012

lömpete

Lömpete, When your head and body get all slow and you feel tired because all the milk products you used drank or eated.

Jesus -i will drink that milk now.
marias- NAw shit nigga you will just get so lömpete.

Nigga, you high or wat?
No man, I just drank too much milk, I'm lömpete.

by jesus soulmolester February 8, 2013

LOPD

Lack of Pussy Disorder (LOPD), it's when the world stop and the only thing on your mind is pussy. It's usually found in pedos because of there saying love doesn't have a number, and not noticing that Chris Hansen set them up, but also found in the becoming of a fuckboi. LOPD is dangerous and can ruin your life. IF you catch it do these proper treatments. These treatments are self love which can range from many self caring procedures. The cure is getting pussy but this may not even cure it in some cases. The definite cure is still getting research to this day. Not that many people know about LOPD so I hope this informes you.

My Friend tried to get with a 15 year old girl because of having LOPD

by Randomschloarofunknowdieseases October 23, 2018

Lompoc

The edge of the world.

No one knows where Lompoc is.

by Lompocian October 2, 2005

LOMP

LOMP is an acronym for "lots of moving parts" It can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.

Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.

Dude, you go jogging with the original iPod? That thing is LOMP, I'm surprised its hasn't broken.

by Lefty One Eye June 24, 2009

limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.

i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

lomper

a lomper is someone who is taller than most people. usually 6ft 5 inch or above.

smee get that off the top shelf you lomper, i cant reach.

by p.smith March 10, 2008