Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

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FREE LOADER

Someone who takes advantage of another persons good nature by eating, drinking, smoking and taking money of them.

He's a complete free loader! He comes over smokes my cigarette's, drinks my beer, helps himself to the fridge and to top it all of asks to borrow money!

by Mark1412 May 12, 2007

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front loader

A bra with the clasp in the front.

The select of front loaders at Wal-Mart is fantastic!

by Mixed Nuts January 12, 2006

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muzzle loader

When you are doing a chick in the ass, right after you pull out her anus is still expanded and you insert your dip into her anus then stick your dick in and continue. Hence you are loading the muzzle.

I was bored so i muzzle loaded that bitch!

My pledge name is Muzzle Loader

by Coach Taylor September 30, 2007

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musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

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