layn

once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, god created man( and woman for those people). but in his efforts to help humanity, god realized no one will ever be perfect. he ran tests, and challenged many, but not a single soul could ever do what he wanted. so, god decided it was time. He devised a plan to make the ultimate human. his name Layn. his goal, to become a plumber and lay the best pipe around. but lastly, his motivation, Wyatt. his ultimate love and also, his ultimate enemy. Wyatt would steal all the hoes and even, take Layn’s mom. after some time Layn made his final move. the move that would decide if man and layn survive Wyatts. he would bang bang Wyatts mom. after Layn did this, Wyatt flipped out, stuck his pool goggles on, and went ham on Layn’s booty hole. Layn endured the worst punishment of all. but found a way to pull threw and proved to all humanity and even god himself that layn is better than Wyatts and is the ultimate human. The end (inspired by a true story btw)

Hey, is that cunt Layn?

by -drake “girls want girls bby” October 6, 2021

Layn

A heartbreaker who claims to be in love yet turns around on a whim and up and leaves.

Don't pull a Layn

by TheStupidEx April 25, 2011

Layne

your fantasy, wonderworld

Damn, Layne is a wonderworld and she's my fantasy.

by amanda, layne, and angieee December 25, 2007

Layne

Layne has told all his friends that he is gay but not his parents. He is a bad bitch and no one can stop him. He can twerk like hell too. He has lots of friends from different schools. Everyone is jealous of Layne because of how many friends he has.

Girls-want to be my gay bestfriend
Layne-No Bitch you cancelled

by Spitting facts October 24, 2019

Layne

A gay retarded weeaboo, normal somebody with a really lumpy head and a weird looking penis.

ha look at that idiot what a layne

by Mast3rMafia July 29, 2018

Layne

A boy with a 12 year old girl's voice who is commonly mistaken for Justin Bieber's little sister. He will not take care of your baby, neither will he pay child support.

Otherwise known as an asshole.

Hitler was such a Layne.

"Did your Layne decide to visit your son yesterday?"
"He pretends he's not real.." *sigh*
*awkward*

by Shmoe4lyyyfe October 18, 2012

Layne

Notorious for its likeness to a milk drinker and its baulking at the finishing post, Layne is a country Victorian Racehorse trained by the great Daryl Archard who trains other superstars such as Warringah. Layne is closely related to the feline family and is highly touted to be the next big thing in dog food.

See Also: Dell.

Jackson: "Adam, surely you aren't backing Layne today?"
Adam: "Yes Jackson, I hate money and so does Big Al"

by adamluxhahaha October 14, 2012