latvian sorbet

A latvian sorbet is the act in which a female is tied to a ceiling fan one foot per blade. The fan is turned on high, and at this time three men are standing around her in triangular formation. As the fan spins, she gives all of them blowjobs. Meanwhile, a midget wearing nothing but assless chaps and cut off flannel tshirt slaps her ass at a rapid pace.

"Yo, we gonna pull a latvian sorbet on Shirley tonight?"

"If she's down, dawg."

by xFUNERALx June 22, 2008

Latvian Sports Bra

Common in latvia, the latvian sports bra is a popular erotic method to prepare fish. In the maneuver, a woman would strip down until she's naked. Afterwards, she would tie two fish to both her breasts and proceed to run at a brisk pace, under the supervision of her husband, until the fish have heated up and are cooked. They are removed and served immediately, latvian style.

Jurgen, what did you have dinner? Oh you know, Boris, just Ivana's latvian sports bra

by sos2010 August 13, 2010

LATVIAN sausage

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare November 8, 2012

Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.

Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!

by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Latvian Communion

Vodka with a pickle chaser.

At every Letten im Weltall show, I end up taking Latvian communion.

by Die Anderen September 18, 2010

Latvian Special

When a girl takes over 50 cumshots in one fantastic sexual experience. Thanks to the performance of the Latvian goalie vs. Canada at the 2014 Sochi Olympics.

That girl is a total champ. She achieved the Latvian Special over the weekend after the football game.

by ikkarussfrunkis February 23, 2014