A small town in Florida. Located in Clay County. Most of the girls in the High school have turned bisexual because most of the guys there are fuck boys. There is also a lot of "rich bitches" who think they are all that and get everything from there parents. We have the most churches in the county. But everybody is fake as fuck.
Everybody party's illegally in Keystone Heights. But that's only because there is nothing else to do
by Gk345 July 25, 2016
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Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
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overall a very nice caring and loving person who always cares for other people and is very sweet and cute has a very great personality
by totallynot_cxllie March 11, 2021
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by cones90 September 28, 2009
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Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!
by NoCeilings July 4, 2010
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Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
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Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
by lxatu August 17, 2010
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by Egolistick November 18, 2004
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