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Keytarded

The act of forgetting the location your house or car keys more than twice a day.

Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.
person 1: Damn that is the third time I have lost my keys today!
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...
by Richard Smoker. September 20, 2009
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Ktarded

Slang used to describe the state of being high on ketamine.
"Man, this k looks real shardy, can't wait to get ktarded!"

"Look at those ravers, they're totally ktarded!"
by Kolendo December 27, 2011
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kurtsredsweater

started when we were younger you were mine.. my BOO💘🤪🥳🤓🧐🤩
kurtsredsweater =😵👻😳😻🙀
by drpibba_gracehq March 20, 2021
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Purtarded

Mother:Doc, is my son ok
Doctor:No… im sorry to enlighten you with such information but your son is Purtarded
Son: yurr ya heard, straight fart, no heat, just brain rot retarded
by Purhoohoo January 21, 2024
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