Kumon
Math, Reading, too many of my brain cells.
They told me to take a test while there was about 20 little kids running, screaming, and crying all over the test area. At one point i felt the urge to kick one of them.
Math, Reading, too many of my brain cells.
They told me to take a test while there was about 20 little kids running, screaming, and crying all over the test area. At one point i felt the urge to kick one of them.
by Jomanfoo February 9, 2008
A gas chamber for kids. They start of easy and good and end up as shit you need to do every hour of the day.
Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
by Random guy that died February 9, 2021
kumon is a place where ure "learnin" yeah right , KUMON IS HELL ON EARTH!!!!!!! they make u work and the woman who works th4ere is old and doesnt kno math... they interfere with work that will make u a living from school.
by gelly127 April 26, 2005
A soul-sucking, mentally exhausting after- school program where dyslexic kids are held captive, and given packet after packet of additional schoolwork to complete. Doubling or in some cases tripling their homework load. Kids who have to endure the hell that is Kumon are more prone to academic burnout, lack of sleep, and failing grades. Most of these kids will grow to despise academia and all of its worthless endeavors. Please never send your children to Kumon. All kids deserve to have a happy childhood.
by Momo97 March 29, 2023
It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.
by KumonBoy69 April 16, 2021
Kumon is a place parents use to TORTURE their kids. The instructors are not certified teachers, and they give WAY TO MUCH homework. Kids cry and have mental problems after going to Kumon(aka "hell"), they lose friends due to not being able to hangout! KUMON IS EVIL!!!! There is too much HOMEWORK. ON TOP OF SCHOOL WORK THAT IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH. IF YOUR PARENTS MENTION KUMON RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOUR LEGS CAN TAKE YA.
Mom: Hi honey, I need to take you to Kumon!
Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*
Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*
by MissKnowItALLGirl October 31, 2022