Kubista

This forest creature is usually found in the back woods of Minnesota. It stands close to 6 feet, and is covered with a bright red fur and has a pronounced sloping forehead, much like a caveman. It is known for its remarkable stupidity and amazing ability to hurt your brain by opening its mouth.

I'm actually Venesuelan

Yeah right, you probably dont even know how to spell Venesuela

Haha you're right I dont

Fuckin Kubista . . .

by JavierMiguel78Punishment January 23, 2011

Kubica

1. Very talented young Formula 1 Driver who is extremely witty and very straight up. Also: the first Polish driver in F1.

2. A driving style that guarantees you get what you want

1.
Q: "Did you watch Kubica at Montreal?"
A: "Hell yeah!!!!"

2.
(To the car ahead of you in the fast lane going the speed limit) "I'm gonna go Kubica on your ass after the next apex of this highway!!!"

by 905-Michal October 14, 2008

weronika kubien

Weronika kubien was awarded best wap in all of Ireland, now get a bucket and a mop if you want some wet ass puss

Weronika kubien has a wet ass pussy 🐱

by Anonymousxopiggggg August 12, 2021

'Kubikiri Houcho

'Kubikiri Houcho is the Massive Blade Zabuza Momochi wields in the T.V. show, Naruto. Obtained for being one of the Seven Swordsman of the Hidden Mist.

"Hey Man do you remember the name of Zabuza's blade?"" Yeah man, it was 'Kubikiri Houcho"
'...ok, how did you know how to pronounce that?"
"I don't know"

by Famfrit July 26, 2009

Kubiak

To do something so ridiculously stupid that some may think there is actually some form of hidden genius, when in reality the magnitude of stupidity is greater than one could ever think possible.

I was sure fire winner this week in fantasy football until Sean Peyton Kubiaked me by putting Mike Bell in the game.

by kneelb4zod December 2, 2009

kubik

A really fun person who laughs a lot, and tells awesome jokes! They will always have a fun time, and brighten up the room!

Omg I love the new girl! She's such a kubik!

by four_fluffy_pandas July 14, 2015

kubiyan

Kubiyan is a rare specimen. Undeniably the most handsome man to ever exist by anyone's standards. Women want him and men want him to stop sleeping with their women. Even lesbians let him hit by pretending his dick is a strapon. He once freaked out while getting head from a girl after noticing her huge adams apple only to realize that was his dick. Speaking of his dick, which serves as his pre-prefrontal cortex, he shares the gift God gave him through a brave act of altruism that was his circumcision. That's right. His circumcision ended world hunger yet mainstream media will deny this fact and continue promoting their psy-op. His fertility is unmatched considering he impregnated every doctor that's ever given him a vasectomy immediately after surgery proving the operation to be unsuccessful. His Olympic Swimmers have lapped Michael Phelps multiple times before fertilizing the eggs of women he deems worthy of carrying his troops. His legal name is Richard which means when he is receiving fizzle tizzle he is given no choice but to backhand his concubine while yelling "KEEP MY NAME OUTCHA FUKKIN MOUTH" in his Will Smith voice. Don't let the fact that he is hung like Jeffrey Epstein fool you. As far as relationships, he can't make love last but he can make love first and then focus on other priorities of lesser importance. This man only stays in the Motel 6 cuz he wouldn't let a hotel him shit. He's also known as Holiday the way he be Inn the pussy.

Guy 1: Hey didn't kubiyan lay pipe on your girl?
Guy 2: Yeah and he didn't even get mad when I interrupted them. Dude's mad chill.

by S0me0neimportant October 18, 2022