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Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
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Threaddy Krueger

(n.) A person who, knowingly or unknowingly, repeatedly destroys or "kills" otherwise funny threads on public social networking sites with a single, stupid comment.
Guy 1: "Hey, man, look at that idiot's comment; the fourth one down."

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate when people kill hilarious threads like that. What a douche."

Guy 1: "I know, right?? That guy's a real Threaddy Krueger."
by Sully67215 February 27, 2010
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Krueger-ring

In which a lesbian with long nails starts fingering you ( get it , Freddy Krueger has scissor fingers)
So Krueger- ring
“She gave me a Krueger-ring last night
by Bitchesonfire May 27, 2020
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Freddy Krueger

A filthy child murderer. He kidnapped and murdered dozens of children in the town of Springwood. He also raped prostitutes. He was a disturbed child who would kill hamsters in his spare time.

Later tracked down by the children of Springwood in his boiler room. They burnt him alive and now he haunts the children of elm street's dreams. He wears a red and green sweatshirt and brown fedora. He also has a razor glove. If he kills you in your dreams your dead in real life!

Has faced off against: Nancy Thompson, Jesse, Kristin, Alice, and Jason Voorhees.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...
by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005
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kregs

Short for "crossed-legs", a technique used by bodyboarders to enhance the stylefactor of foward or reverse spin moves. When the bodyboarder raises his/her legs up in the air while doing a spin, as you do, they cross their legs over one another before releasing them into spregs at the end of the spin.

Origins of the term are unkown, but it is likely that it was created in Western Australia as it is widely used here, and all the maddest bodyboaders come out of WA yeew!
Yeeew how's his kregs!

I wish my kregs were like Ryan Hardy's

Keep kreggin' mate
by Brammo September 21, 2005
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Freddy Krueger shit

When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.
Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"

Mary - "No. Why?"

Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"
by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011
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krueger it

To go from last to first or from zero to hero is to Krueger it.

At the 2018 winter Olympics Simen Hegstad Krueger fell and was trampled in the first 200 meters of the 30km Skiathon. From last place, he got up, replaced his broken pole, and passed all 67 competitors to win the gold.
You came from the hood and want a scholarship to Harvard? You are totally going to Krueger it!

That guy won the race with a blown out shoe? He totally Kruegerd it!
by Grumpy old guy February 14, 2018
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