Kristopher 

Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.

"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."

"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."

Kristopher by sub-sonic December 17, 2011

Kristopher 

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.

Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!

Kristopher by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021

Kristopher 

A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though

Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.

Kristopher by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021

Kristopher 

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site

holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!

Kristopher by kriiisss November 14, 2021

Kristopher 

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.

Kristopher fuck you nigg@

Kristopher by NuggieMan November 22, 2021

Kristopher 

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher

Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..

If you lose Kristopher, You are the dumbest person in the world

Kristopher by EAngel November 23, 2021

Kristopher 

Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met

Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one

Kristopher by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023