Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
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A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
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Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher
Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher
Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
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