When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.
The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringletingle”
This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.