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Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle my sleigh 

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.
I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.

kringle tingle 

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available
“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”
kringle tingle by mm262a1 February 5, 2025

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!
Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

Drizzle Kringle

Person 1: That girl is so fine bro
Person 2: On Drizzle Kringle?
Drizzle Kringle by HuntyTheMan January 4, 2023