when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood
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Get the kallissa mug.A mystical being inhabiting the east coast of New South Wales, Australia. Mostly recognized by its mane of messy, brown hair, wild eyes and cackling laugh sure to haunt those in its surrounding area. Tales of this horrific being tells of its unusual and disturbing sexual habits which pose a threat to both men and women, being allured to many things normal people refuse to see as attractive. This desire encompasses cannibals, individuals with mental instabilities and those considered "batshit insane".
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"
Kallisto! Oh my god!
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A male that is really vain, one can say he is really metrosexual.
A man who spend more time in front of the mirror than his girlfriend.
A male that is really vain, one can say he is really metrosexual.
A man who spend more time in front of the mirror than his girlfriend.
Get away from the mirror goldfish, stop being such a krullis!
I am not coming out today. I am having a krullis hair day!
I am not coming out today. I am having a krullis hair day!
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