Penis Koozie

A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.

Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!

by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009

Beer Koozied

When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.

One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!

by 420Freetime February 3, 2012

Dick koozie

The meaning of Dick koosie is when you ejaculate and the sperm pools up in the foreskin of uncircumcised penis.

Last night my Dick koozie overflowed everywhere

by Mcdingleberry October 16, 2014

finger koozie

Another name for Vagina, dick mittens, and hatchet wound.

"How is your hatchet wound?" Before 10 am is just a little harsh. But sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about Finger Koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries.

by Romophobia November 7, 2015

sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

ball koozie

The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.

Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!

by Dongjulio October 9, 2023

koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009