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Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.
by niccuh65 December 1, 2010
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steak and knobber

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show
Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.
by Robert M Heil March 31, 2008
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Sly Knobber

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.
Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.
by way_with_words April 7, 2010
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Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.
I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)
That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...
by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003
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shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe
get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber
by antra July 19, 2006
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Sloppy Knobber

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick
Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?
by Juicekill3r999 May 16, 2022
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