Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.

by Knob Killer October 6, 2008

Knob

Its a different way to say noob

You are such a knob

by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017

Knob

Some situation or someone that is a little bit sh** or sh** out of luck. Buy we or they keep persevering making the overall assessment of the situation or person rather positive overall. Usually used as an endearing term for a friend who screws up a little or makes a faux paz or whatever.

Hey the boss' son called. He's coming in at 9:30 this morning.
Oh knobs I was supposed to finish his report.

Why what happened. I thought you were on top of that.

No, I fell asleep! And when I woke up my hand was still holding my half full cup of coffee.
You knob! You shouldn't have switched to decaf.
I know. Sucks being me right now.

by Dave Shay September 11, 2019

Knob

A term of endearment to one who posesses a head/haircut which resembles the top of the male reproductive organ.

Alright Knob, what's up!

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

Knob

A slut. Everyone uses the knob on a door, just like everyone uses a slut; thus, sluts=knobs

That knob's pussy was so loose i couldnt get my dick up.

by your-just-jealous August 7, 2008

Knob

The word 'Knob' defines a microphone/speaker.
This word is mainly used in the UK so do look out for British people who has a knob

How much Knobs do you have? I like the quality of your knob

by Maxxxson December 30, 2021

Knob

A word referring to two or more American's travelling outside of their home country.

Step aside guys, there is a Knob of American's trying to push past again.

by wiibloke September 14, 2010