king arthur

A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.

for an example of how this effects people see the other definition

by dedlymonkey July 8, 2004

the king arthur

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

by KiwiRex May 30, 2018

King Arthur's Gold

Its a 2d game that is just in alpha stage.
Its about medieval wars, it have 3 classes yet:
Warrior, Archer and Builder.

The game is based by minecraft and a old super nintendo game named King Arthur's WORLD

The game have physics, zombies and the best Player versus Player i have ever played!

Me-Daddy can you buy me King Arthur's Gold?

Dad-Let me see it!

Me-Look, its about medieval stuff!

Dad-Ok let me buy it!

by imsoludicrous November 6, 2012

King Arthur's Cunt

A coochie so tight, your ding dong gets stuck in it. In reference to the Sword in the Stone.

I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.

by L8Nite4Play September 2, 2011

King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008

King Arthur’s Sword.

The Act Of Sharpening Genitals Using A Knife Or Other Sharp Object.

Oh, Lemon was giving himself a “King Arthur’s Sword.”

by Lemon’s Chode @chodemail June 11, 2025

King Arthur Fallacy

The belief that a society simply needs to elect the right leader and give the leader all the power they ask for, ignoring that 1) a leader who makes one group happy will hurt another group, and 2) the powers given to the one good leader will still be in effect when their successor takes power.

Person A: "You don't get it! If we can just ignore the Constitution and give (politician) more power, they'll fix everything!"
Person B: "That's the King Arthur Fallacy! As good as King Arthur may have been, he's at the very least mostly fiction, and all the kings that followed still wielded his power, for better or for worse.

by anonymous February 19, 2024