king arthur 

When a guy lays his cock and balls out on someone's face.
The balls need to be over the victim's eyes, and the dick needs to be laying over the nose and the mouth (if you can reach that far.)

The name comes from the fact that this will look like the victim is wearing a medieval mask/helmet, like King Arthur wore.

Oh man, when Daylon was passed out drunk, I gave him a King Arthur and took pictures. I left one in his pocket for him to find when he woke up.

king arthur by AGreen BHM January 15, 2006

King Arthur 

n. or v.

The male act of ejaculating in large volumes. (Camelot - Came a lot).

Lancelot had a King Arthur all over Guenevere's dress.

or

Lancelot King Arthured all over Guenevere's dress.

King Arthur by D.Law November 7, 2008

king arthur 

A fictional character that some very confused people like to believe is real and get all upset about.
The story of king arthur was invented by the english while they were busy kicking the crap out of the cultureless welsh.

for an example of how this effects people see the other definition

king arthur by dedlymonkey July 8, 2004

King Arthur 

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

King Arthur by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009

King Arthur 

When the male genitals are in the anal cavity of another person and it is so tight that your genitals get stuck

man her asshole was so tight my dick god stuck i got king arthured

King Arthur by baileymk6 September 27, 2018

the king arthur 

Pulling a sword shaped dildo from a girl’s pussy

Karen had me give her the King Arthur and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

the king arthur by KiwiRex May 30, 2018

King Arthur’d 

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

King Arthur’d by Breath God September 8, 2021