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keblards

Synonym of the currency in Switzerland (Swiss Franc). This term is used in the outskirts of Geneva, namely in the ghetto of Collonge Bellerive, as a way to express a discontent with regard to the high value of an object.
Dude I paid 10 keblards for this f***ing coke!

French translation:

Mec, j'ai payé 10 keblards pour ce putain de coca!
by qaywsxedc July 6, 2017
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Kevlar

What you buy on pistol round so you dont die to a fucking glock
Oh my god why you no buy kevlar cyka blyat
by Keko y'no February 18, 2021
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Kevlar

A military colloquial for their helmets, due to what they are made of. This can also be applied to other protective gear of the same material, but is mainly applied to helmets due to their more obvious design, and other gear also including ceramic inserts.
Privates tend to misuse their Kevlars in humorous ways, up to and including strapping them to their joints to play human shuffleboard.

"Grab your Kevlar, we have a convoy in 2 hours"
by Kirknay February 8, 2022
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Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.
Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*
by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022
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