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kennings

Rare disease that makes your urine taste weird.
David Garcia has kennings type 2.
by Jonathon Glenn June 5, 2004
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kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.
"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"
by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004
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kenning off

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.
by TopKenner June 3, 2014
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kenning off

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.
by TopKenner June 3, 2014
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Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.
“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.
by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022
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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
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Kennington

A place that you don’t want to go if your from Pecknarm certain places in Brikky etc basically a no go zone is to active round these sides!
Twizz: I got this one tings snap and I asked her where she’s from and she said Kennington
Tyrone: Kennington? Nah bro shes probably a Harlem Spartan unadd her from snap
by Heresometimes__ July 4, 2023
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