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Kablamo

Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.
If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.
by trashwire.com May 30, 2006
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Kalamazoo Corndog

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.
Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!
by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008
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Kablammo

an onomatopaiec word, suggesting an explosion, although can be used as a greeting or as a random word.
when describing an explosion "and it all went KABLAMMO!"

"friend: hey.
you: kablammo"
by xhellyx May 17, 2004
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kalam

Kalam is the most hardworking and determined person. He is the most reliable person, Just like a banyan tree or a father like figure.

On the other side he is very loyal and romantic with his only lifetime partner. He is a sex god and a great seducer.
If you are a one woman man then you are a kalam.
by Vishakha July 20, 2016
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Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.
No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!
by Dombos July 30, 2008
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Kablameyshmack

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.
"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."
by Shoul June 11, 2017
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kalampokiphobia

We wanted to go to a corn maze, but she didn't want to go, she has kalampokiphobia.
by VladdTronn October 6, 2021
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