A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018
Get the Garfield Kart mug.Guy 1: Dude I can't come for drinks tonight, I've got work tomorrow
Guy 2: Karpz
Guy 1: Fair. See you at the pub
Guy 2: Karpz
Guy 1: Fair. See you at the pub
by Shredder23 March 12, 2013
Get the Karpz mug.Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
by SuperM789 January 1, 2019
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Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020
Get the Mario Kart Wii mug.An attractive guy, who underestimates himself in social standings but in reality appears to be very outgoing and likable. Thinks no girl would like him but secretly has many girls that crush on him.
Tries to workout once in a while and has a nice body but is also a very big nerd.
Overall Kartikey is one of the best human beings alive, and anyone would be lucky to have them in there lives.
Tries to workout once in a while and has a nice body but is also a very big nerd.
Overall Kartikey is one of the best human beings alive, and anyone would be lucky to have them in there lives.
by whiip April 6, 2019
Get the Kartikey mug.Karthikeyan is the best god - much better than Ganesh. He does not need the fruit because he is the fruit himself. Once you have obtained him, the world will become dim, and wisdom will enter your soul. But beware, he will give you many trials before you can be accepted.
Have you acquired of Karthikeyan?
by Feliciape June 3, 2021
Get the Karthikeyan mug.In a small region of Germany, in the palatinate forest, „käftz“ stands for the asshole of a human being.
But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
But in various hood slangs you can replace any other word which sounds a bit like „käftz“ oder „käftzen“ in every sentence you can imagine.
Hey Simon, please dont always show me your käftz when your drunk.
Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.
Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
Hey Mum, our fridge is all empty. We really have to „einkäftz“ some stuff.
Last night we had a huge Käftzerei in the club with some cunts!
by Cirederf February 20, 2020
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