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Jurgen Klopp

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Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
by AidanTES July 9, 2019
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Jurgen Klopp

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The sound warm sour cream makes when it is thrown into a stripper's fedora on stage. Used to mock the absurdity of any situation.
"Don't Jurgen Klopp me when I leave the free clinic, I have choir practice at 6pm.
by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017
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Jürgen Klausvonschwitz

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Person 1: My favorite character Brandon Rogers made is Jürgen Klausvonschwitz
Person 2: Cool, mine is Kathy
by person who does stuff June 8, 2021
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Jurgen leitner

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A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

crusty old man
Every body hates jurgen leitner
by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023
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the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
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Jürgen Flopp

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A manager who does everything to bottle trophies.
Could win a Champions League only against a trophieless team like Spurs.
Commentator: Liverpool will lose another trophy thanks to their manager Jürgen Flopp!
by AndorranFarmer April 14, 2024
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Dirty Jurgen

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Cory searched “Dirty Jurgen
by NotJurgen November 16, 2021
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