Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

jumpstart

Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.

My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.

by seanthebeloved January 25, 2011

jumpstyle

best described as jumping around like your ass is on fire while practising a russian folk dance to a simple bass tune that every dumbass could come up with.

possibly the lamest way of 'dancing' ever.

very popular in the netherlands, unfortunately.

A: 'what a jackass. what's he doing?'
B: 'jumpstyle!'

by welovetrash December 3, 2007

jumpstart

the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.

she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart

by chrisyellowdog3 July 16, 2008